• Finally, you can now buy your very own $100 “West Village” trash can.
• So here’s the problem with Making a Murderer.
• Consensus on Cruz: Not going to happen, constitutionally speaking.
• Also: At least 17 members of Congress probably can’t run either, for the same “natural-born” reason.
• “Turning safety nets into hammocks,” “he’s going rogue left and right man,” “you holly rollers,” and other highlights from the Great Palin Endorsement of 2016.
• Weird Al, LeVar Burton, REM, and other “READ” posters from the 1980s and ’90s.
• Jennifer Lawrence and the “slutty power lesbian” thing.
• Print and read: Getting stoned with Patti Smith on Fifth Avenue after she fell off the stage in Tampa and almost died.