Questions:

• So which film is going to sweep the Oscars on Sunday?
• Will Chris Rock remind us of why he used to be America’s greatest and most biting comedian?
• Is everyone watching going to wish that they served booze in the theater so that by the end of the evening, all those getting awards can be nice and sloshed?
• Is there any reason to think any of it will matter?
• Is there a book in which I can read about (nearly) all of the films nominated?

Right now, there is only a definite answer to the last question, and that of course is yes.

Eyes Wide Open 2015:

The Best (and Worst) Movies of the Year

Available now in paperback and ebook